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My Review of the Ramada Inn @ Regina

Last week I headed to Regina to work on-site for one of our clients. The last time I was in Regina I booked myself into a hotel with no pool/hot tub. Since I’m half-fish that didn’t work out so well for me. This time around I got it right and booked myself into the the Ramada. This is where my story begins…

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Where’s my car!

My Tuesday ritual is to goto a civic centre and soak in the hot tub for 2 hours. I’ve done this for nearly a year now. I invite friends and we all have a fantastic time catching up on the week. My story starts with me going down to the parkade to leave.
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UPS, Delivery at the speed of light

Much to my amusement, UPS managed to get me a package 2 minutes before it had even arrived in Saskatoon!

UPS manages to deliever a package before it arrives

UPS manages to deliever a package before it arrives

I seriously wonder how hard it is to track a package in this day and age…

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My Encounter at Booster Juice

A recount of an event that happened to me today:

4:15 PM Nate: cool
so what happened at booster juice?
me: pure amusment
4:16 PM I bought me a booster juice
they had like 4 people in front of me… and I had two hands for of groceries… so I sat down at the nearest table.
Since I can count, I knew when my booster juice was coming up
but since then someone had purchased a juice… so in the queue they were after me
I see they are dispensing my product into a cup so I walk up
4:17 PM I say excuse me to the man waiting for his juice… he moves a bit…
so reach for my juice and he slaps my hand
so I punched him in the face
was like… instant reaction
no thought at all
he slapped my hand hard thou.. wasn’t no girls slap
Nate: haha
4:18 PM me: I’m like, wtf man… why you slap me?
he’s like, that’s my juice
I’m like… you orded the aqci?
no
4:19 PM then it’s mine… open your ears next time before you slap someone… or you’ll get a punch to the head… oh wait… you did.. ass hole
I said all those things
Nate: sweet
you’re my hero
me: the girls in booster juice laughed their asses off
the security guard just arrived… he was sitting 10 feet away
he laughed as wlel
he left in shame
Nate: ah, it was in the hall?
err mall?
me: yes
then came back for his booster juice minutes later
hehe
4:20 PM I was greatly amused
I’m debating writing about it in my blog
Nate: huh
me: I don’t want people to think I just go around punching people
Nate: it’s definitely an epic story
but you don’t want to get in any real trouble :P
me: self-defence!
Nate: so that training at shears has been working, eh?

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Installing a New Thermostat

To my condo has a forced air hot water furance. It’s something of a marvel of technology, being as loud as a possible and all… Anyways, the thermostat that they installed with it is a $20 piece of junk. It’s cut off for turning on and off basically guarrentees this place goes from hot to cold over and over again.  This, was unfortunate. Even more so was that it would startle me awake at night.

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Best Gift EVER!

A gift from Rogers Wireless! 

Gift from Rogers Wireless

Gift from Rogers Wireless

Always providing top notch service…

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UPS vs Taiwan Air Mail

So I’ve been accumulating the parts for my car computer. I had to special order the dash piece for my car from Taiwan. Around the same time I ordered a really cheap LCD for the computer. This is a quick write up comparing the two items shipping…

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An Amusing Tale of Passing on the Right

So I’m on my way back from the bank today. Heading down 51st towards warman ave. The lights at that particular intersection heading east and west allow for three lanes of traffic, but most people who plan to continue through don’t use the far right lane. Most of the time it’s full of people turning right (and not turning right when they can, given they have their own lane to do so in). At any rate, the light turns green and we all proceed to move through the intersection at the usual pace.

This guy behind me is riding my ass and he obviously want to be in that right lane ASAP. Well all the power to him I think, as I see broken down car up a head in the right lane. Since he was following me sooo closely I think he couldn’t see that car, because he choose to peel out of the lane right into it. I say he was going 60km/h or so when he did that. Right smack into the back of the other car. Didn’t appear to be anyone tending to that poor parked car, and the guy immediately jumped out of his car waving his hands in the air. I figured he was fine if he could do that and kept on moving.

Today’s lesson in driving? Always maintain a safe following distance in your car, and exercise caution when going around vehicle on the right. You have something of a blind spot there.

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It’s in you to give

Unless of course you faint while giving it, then you get to keep it.

So after years of not qualifying to donate blood I finally found myself able to donate. Ralph and myself decided to go down to the blood bank and do our duty. It’s not all that hard to give blood. There’s some initial paper work and some not so challenging questions. Eventually they poke you with a needle and let gravity do the work. My experiences in the past with letting blood have not been all that great. On many occasions I’ve done blood work at a lab and ended up feeling ill. For whatever reason, I forget that happens to me… Not only that, but they take a lot more blood at this place than any lab does. One thing led to another and I nearly passed out from the fun. On the up side, I got nurses being all worried for me. The attention sure felt nice, but I felt like I let the system down… I was encouraged to try again. So I probably will. This time I’ll eat a big meaty meal first, because that apparently helps.

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