A recount of an event that happened to me today:
4:15 PM Nate: cool
so what happened at booster juice?
me: pure amusment
4:16 PM I bought me a booster juice
they had like 4 people in front of me… and I had two hands for of groceries… so I sat down at the nearest table.
Since I can count, I knew when my booster juice was coming up
but since then someone had purchased a juice… so in the queue they were after me
I see they are dispensing my product into a cup so I walk up
4:17 PM I say excuse me to the man waiting for his juice… he moves a bit…
so reach for my juice and he slaps my hand
so I punched him in the face
was like… instant reaction
no thought at all
he slapped my hand hard thou.. wasn’t no girls slap
Nate: haha
4:18 PM me: I’m like, wtf man… why you slap me?
he’s like, that’s my juice
I’m like… you orded the aqci?
no
4:19 PM then it’s mine… open your ears next time before you slap someone… or you’ll get a punch to the head… oh wait… you did.. ass hole
I said all those things
Nate: sweet
you’re my hero
me: the girls in booster juice laughed their asses off
the security guard just arrived… he was sitting 10 feet away
he laughed as wlel
he left in shame
Nate: ah, it was in the hall?
err mall?
me: yes
then came back for his booster juice minutes later
hehe
4:20 PM I was greatly amused
I’m debating writing about it in my blog
Nate: huh
me: I don’t want people to think I just go around punching people
Nate: it’s definitely an epic story
but you don’t want to get in any real trouble
me: self-defence!
Nate: so that training at shears has been working, eh?