Welcome to Laxitive Fridays with James…
Right, so a few weeks ago my doctor and myself were discussing my anus. I have some pains in my anus at times. A small cause for concern, but nothing to scary. My doctor was first to mention a colonscopy thingy… which I'm not to fond of having… so I asked what I can do before a colonscopy that doesn't involve anyone touching my anus. Turns out he suggsted taking the stuff that you would normally take for a colonscopy, but without the scopy part. Well joy!
So here I am, stomach is turning… bloated… waiting for that one moment when I'll be over whelmed by the suddent urge to use the facilities… What fun way to spend a saturday night. After I take care of that… I'll see how much better I float in the bathtub… oh oh oh… and before that I'll weight myself… I'll be the James with not shit weight!
