My crazy dream, by request
Oky, so I'm in my old highschool in Lumsden. They've made a few changes since I was there, so now its two stories tall and has a huge staff room around the middle. I start off in gym with a sudden sense that I need to get away. I start to slowly wander my way to the exit to the gym. There is a faint feeling of… I know this is a dream… Anyways, I start to think of how I'm going to get away from school while in the student lounge and remember I have my retro fitted moped bike in the staff room for some strange reason. I get the strange feeling I'm not a student, but actually a teacher. So I start to get to the staff room by I hear, of all people, my mother in side. For some reason I don't want to be seen by my mother, so I just hover at the door to the staff room trying to listen to what she's talking about. Of course I can't make out a single thing, so I decide to take my van…
At this point I have a flash of driving the van at high speeds with no seats in it. So I'm like kneeling there on the van floor driving at like 200km/h, weaving through traffic. The road is the fort quepelle road on the way to Regina, which is a little off from Lumsden, but close enough. For some reason the road seems to look blurred and thin. Even the van seems to be thinner and longer… like the motion blur of the movement was actually effecting the physical shape of the van…
Then I'm back at the door and hear someone walking towards it, so I start walking down the hall way to the nearest exit of the school. The steps continue pass the exit I take, I swear I hear my mom talk to someone again. I'm almost to the walkway that leads to the parking lot when I see my mom walking my way kinda… it wasn't really AT me, but if I would of kept walking she would of seen me. So I turn around and start walking back to the school. I hear my mom say, “Shoot, I need to goto the bathroom first” Strange enought that she was going to the bathroom and announcing it, but I had a plan. I would go hang out in the guys bathroom for a bit and wait it out. Oh my way to the guys bathroom I get this horrible feeling that my mom is right behind me, so I start to run… queue the whacky running effects! I'm running but its more like I'm prancing in low gravity than actually running. I eventually make it to the guys bathroom, but alot has changed. Its now got 2 urinals and like, 6 stalls. Weird thing about these stalls was that the doors and dividers where higher off the ground than normal. Again I hear foot steps coming, so I bolt for a stall. As I'm getting in a stall my… you guessed it… mother anounces that she likes this bathroom cuz of all the stalls. WTF! I'm like, freaking out cuz I think she'll recognize my shoes or something… but then, this other girl comes in under the door (like it was hard…). I'm fairly confused now by that… She starts to take my pants down. I'm feeling alot of akwareness, but I don't want to make a fuss cuz I'm positive I'll be identified if I speak. I hear my mother say… “Your all having sex in here, aren't you?” It's then I notice that the stalls on either side of me have more than one occupant as well. Strange days indeed, I had walked in to the casual sex bathroom apparently… Anyways, this girl continues to do her thing with me, while I continue to just be shocked that its happening. I don't recall even getting a complete hard on in the dream… the end.
